Thursday, February 12, 2009

What are people really looking for... ?

DATELINE: 12.02.09 PARIS, FRANCE

OK, so this morning I went onto the Paris Craigslist in hopes of finding some items that I feel the studio I am moving into could really use.  Rather, that I could really use while in the apt.  Of course, being there for only a matter of months, I don't want to buy things if I don't have to.  To the Items Wanted section I posted a request, and a list of the items I am looking for (things like a hair dryer, a folding room screen, folding chairs..).  This evening, I received the following response, and really just have to share it.

Enjoy.
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Behind Single wall mounting shelves
you un-Folded, all dressed in G-reen
we sat on a Cafe table
with your Hair dryer
Dying to see your crack...

for ...-----------------------NNNON NO NON NO - STOP



STOP!


it wasnt meant to sound like that AT ALL

sorry...let me try once more :
Behind the wall mounted shelves
you un-Folded
dressed in G-reen
I'd met you in a Cafe
sat round the same table
with your Hair dryed in Black
I had to feel a ...?

You showed me the way under the Duvet
in your Single size futon mattress
but I had flatulence
and was feeling kinda stress-ed

CHORUS E A A E Em
why don't we fly with my
house-plants-Espresso-machine or stovetop-espresso-maker
on folding chairs ...Beneath the waves...of Menilmuche...

oh Christ...
it's appalling...five minutes ago I just wrote this ONE big future hit...now I can't seem to renew the effort...

HELP ME...

folding-chairs should rhyme with stairs of hairs...uuuh!

God Bless America!

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