Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Life's Simple Pleasures

DATELINE: 06.05.09 PARIS, FRANCE

Coming home from interviewing for yet another babysitting job this evening I saw a scene that made me laugh out loud.  

It's a lovely evening.  Not too warm, not too cool.  The clouds have broken and the sun is shining through.  The late day sunlight is casting long shadows on the shoppers, strollers, and cafe patrons.  

I am walking up my hill feeling good, having landed yet another babysitting job, and enjoying the mild parisian evening.  I crossed the street near my favorite boulangerie, full of pastries I cannot afford. I looked up the hill, at the final two blocks to climb to my street, and saw a small boy no more than 4 years old.  He was standing at the outer edge of the sidewalk, not quite hidden behind a parked car.  He had his pants around his ankles and his shirt hiked up above his chest, and a HUGE grin on his face.  He stood proudly for all to see, peeing into the street, grinning from ear to ear as his mother and siblings hurried down from the next block up to hide our little naked friend from passers-by.  He however was clearly too thrilled with himself to worry about what the neighbors might think.  He too was enjoying the simple pleasures of life: the mild summer evening and the simple thrills of public nudity and urination.

Aahh, the simple pleasures in life. 

However borderline inappropriate this might be, I wish I'd gotten my camera out of my bag in time because the whole scene was hysterical.  

Cinco de Mayo!!!!!!!!!! (subtitle: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATRICK!!)

DATELINE: 05.05.09 PARIS, FRANCE

By a show of hands, how many of you think Cinco de Mayo is Mexican Independence Day?

A week or two ago I decided that on May 5th, Cinco de Mayo, I would rally everyone I know to go out and have a little Mexican evening to celebrate what I thought was the holiday of Mexican Independence.  I told everyone that as an American I am culturally obligated to celebrate other culture's holidays without actually knowing what they are about.  (think about it. It's true). 

So as of this afternoon, I had 6 people on board.  Though, I still had to resolve the question of WHERE were we going to go.  I researched Mexican restaurants, thinking they would be holding some form of celebration and we could all go and have a drink. I learned that it is not permitted in restaurants in France to only have a drink.  Eating is required.  So the Mexican restaurants went out the window.  And the troops began dropping like flies.  

Alex, my new Mexican doctor friend whom I'd met at Naomi & Juan's party was by this point at my apartment.  (I can see all your little heads filling with ideas... sorry to burst your bubble but Alex is a lady, not a hunky man. Sorry, peeps)  We decided on just going to any bar (not necessarily Mexican).  One by one, we lost the rest of the party and Alex and I decided to just pick a bar near my apt rather than traipse out to Republique as planned. 

Here is the best part.  I thought, as I mentioned, that Cinco de Mayo is the holiday of Mexican Independence.  I asked Alex about this. I am wrong.  She couldn't tell me what the holiday actually was though.  While at my place her father happens to call. She asks him.  Alex's dad informed us that, in fact, Cinco de Mayo celebrates a battle between Mexico and France, in which France *lost*.  He told us that battle never existed.  At least not as far as the French are concerned.

Did I mention that her father is French and her mother Mexican? 

I am still cracking up that we, an American and a Franco-Mexican woman, were headed out to find a bar in Paris in which to toast specifically Mexican perseverance over France.  

All together just *way* too perfect. (If you understand French nationalism, you will see how funny that is)

Salud! To Mexico!!!!